It’s a Crowded Internet.
Become Too Good to Ignore.
Choose your adventure.
Want to become dangerously good at writing copy?
Get some expert help so you stop wondering why it’s not converting?
Or hand me the whole damn thing and go get a sandwich?
Copy House
Quit procrastinating your newsletter or ghosting your list... and then wondering why they're so mean because they're not buying.
Write your weekly newsletter in real time with me. Show up, get spicy prompts, hit send, and turn consistent emails into real relationships that turn into long-term revenue.
Email Charm School
Learn how to become THEE newsletter your subscribers open while ignoring the other 2,847 emails they swore they'd get to later. (Translation: Maybe never.)
Email Charm School is our immersive signature program: a full library of trainings, includes a membership to Copy House where you get your copy DONE each week, and personal attention on your copy, so your emails get irresistible (and more lucrative) faster.
Copy Consults
Bring me the copy that isn't selling. The offer nobody seems to understand. The email you've rewritten 37 times. The copy that's giving you a persistent feeling of meh.
We'll pinpoint what's not working, fix it on the spot, and get you to the fun part where more people are thrilled to pay you.
Write It For Me
Sometimes the best DIY is Don't. Do. It. Yourself.
Got a copy project that needs an expert? I take on a limited number of bespoke copywriting projects for businesses doing work I believe in.
Hand me the copy part. Go do literally anything else.
Copy Coaching
Your copy called. It says there’s a faster way to do this.
Copy Coaching is for business owners and service providers who are done dabbling and ready to write killer copy.
You bring the ambition, I bring 20 years of “Here’s what actually sells,” and together we turn your copy into customers.
Collaborations
Make your audience really freaking happy.
Looking for a podcast guest, guest teacher, speaker, or contributor who can make your people laugh, think, furiously scribble things down, and immediately text their business bestie that they have to check this out?
Everybody wins. Nobody checks their phone under the table.
Get On The Email List
Get smart, funny, actually-useful ideas to write copy and sell more of your stuff. You and your CPA are gonna love this.
Plus, I'll send you the FREE Busy Business Owner's Cheatsheet to Writing Addictive Emails as a welcome gift.
Questions? Comments? My grandmother’s Matzoh Ball Soup recipe?
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